I’m gonna buy the world.

And a helicopter

JUST REMEMBER. EVERYONE’S WATCHING YOU TAKE A CRAP!

It sure is fancy though. I’d take a crap in there.

Which Brings me to:

I saw a flying cow, school buss, and tiger. WHAT A DAY!

Why not everyday why just one.

So I had swine flu ands Pneumonia.

Pneumonia- a infection of the lungs. Many different organisms can cause it, including bacteria, viruses, and fungi.

Pneumonia can range from mild to severe, and can even be deadly. The severity depends on the type of organism causing pneumonia, as well as your age and underlying health.

And I have asthma which as you probably know has to do with my lungs so you know that just makes it worse.

Basically Bronchitis is when mucus crap is like in the mid part of your stomach and pne-whats it called is when the mucus crap is at the lower part of your lungs. Making it hard to breathe.

Now its time for a visual aid.

You didn’t think I could boogy did you?

I really don’t wanna get into it I kinda wanna go to sleep right now, but i have a fever, and all symptoms of the swine flu, but if i get tested there’s a 50/50 chance that its right.

Pray that I feel better please.

Lyrics(not exact):

Just the other day
I went to walmart
We were shopping around
And i found lots of hats

I found this awesome hat
That i just had to have
or i was gonna die
I swear i was gonna die

So I went to mom
And i said
MOm please get this hat for me

She said alright
But just because
It was an Elmo
And we both like elmo like that

I wore the hat for like two days straight
It was awesome
and it felt so great

Then Just the other day
I said Mom (My head really itches)
So she check my head
And sure enough
I had lice

It was an infestation
It was an infestation
It was an infestation

So now its Thursday
But now i have to go
And Season 6 of the office
Is coming on at 8